Katt Williams on Dave Chappelle: “But Dave Chappelle was decapitated in front of us. And until we deal that. Until we deal with the fact that a devout Muslim was accused of being a crackhead. And until we establish the fact that they said he went to Africa to smoke cocaine when we know they don’t have running water and food over there. When they don’t have paved roads over there. You saying he flew past Chicago and Miami and LA and New York and Detroit, you saying he went past Cleveland and Fort Pierce, Florida, and he went past Okeechobee and Oakland, you saying he went all the way to another country where they not eating? You talking about somebody who has a wife and children, five children, and lives on a farm, he doesn’t live here in Hollywood. You saying you convince people that person was an insane crackhead? And he hasn’t been on movies and TV for eight years is that correct? Ok then don’t tell me about what you wanna tell me, I just watched you decapitate him in front of me… Then when he made 500 million dollars, even though his contract said he was supposed to get half of it, they said he made too much for the contract to be valid, so we’ll offer you 10% of what you made. You mean he made 500 million and they offered him 50? Yes. And he said, “what do you think my fans are gonna say? When they find out you offered me 10% of what I made you.” And they said, “your fans will believe that you’re a crazy crackhead by the time you get home. And my nigga got on a flight in LA and by the time he got to Ohio it was so. And eight years later he hasn’t been in a movie or television and is just now trying to do his real comeback in Radio City Music Hall. It’s bees like that sometimes.”
Wow. I didn’t know Dave Chappelle was Muslim 😃
open your eyes.
“Those are my parents. They’ve been married 55 years. They met when my dad was visiting Mexico as a young man. He saw my mom at a party, but he couldn’t speak a word of Spanish, so they just sort of looked at each other and giggled. Everything was very formal back then, so he asked a mutual friend to obtain permission for him to contact her. My mom gave my dad her address, and when he went back to America, he would write her a letter every few days. He’d write the entire letter in English, and then get a Spanish dictionary and translate it word by word. My mom says the letters barely made sense. But after he’d written many letters, he went back to Mexico and they went on their first date. There were adult chaperones and everything, they didn’t even kiss or touch. It was all very formal. And after a few dates, they decided to marry. Her family thought she was crazy to marry this weird American who kept writing the letters. But she said she knew he was the one. Get this—- just two years ago, we were all visiting Italy. And I busted the two of them making out in a corner. I snapped a photo. Dad’s got Mom pinned up against a wall and he’s macking her hard.”
Stop being a little bitch and get over it.
People need to let go of the fairy tale notion that just because you’re in a relationship that you suddenly don’t find other people attractive anymore. You aren’t the only good looking person your significant other is going to meet for the rest of their lives.
Social network flirting is nothing. As long as it doesn’t escalate into something more then I would just leave it alone.
na son .. cut that shit out.. social network flirting can lead to alot.. where have you been ?? to say social network flirting is nothing.. in this day n age ?? a lil flirting on this website can lead to being at somebody house the nex day.. or webcaming..things can escalate n nobody would noe.. dont act like you dont know!! especially saying that to someone who in the relationship PROBABLY doesnt even flirt w other people.. listen.. if you hurt about it you should talk to your signif about it.. dont make a deal about it… let em know you feel disrespected and that they need not act like they single unless they tryna be single.
If you’re truly fearful that your significant other is so out of control that they’re going to start cheating because they flirted with someone on Facebook, then it appears that the requisite trust level for a real relationship hasn’t been reached yet. Maybe you shouldn’t be with them in the first place.
If you have to constantly micromanage the behavior of the person you’re with so they don’t stray…. you picked the wrong one.
If you think the only reason your mate hasn’t cheated on you is because you don’t allow them to flirt on social media…. you picked the wrong one.
You essentially have a pet bird in a cage that you’re keeping inside because you’re scared that it will fly away.
If that kind of relationship works for you, then cool.
the moment she told you she wasn’t the girl in the pics you shoulda canceled the operation deleted your cookies and browsing history tbh
but you turned an L into a W so shout outs to that
no honor among thieves no sympathy for the wicked
me walking down the aisle at my wedding
with my soon to be husband meeting me halfway like…
Me interrupting your wedding because I don’t agree with your marriage like
it got better
me coming to sneak some shrimp while everyone is distracted by the interruption.
Me in the background drunk as hell enjoying this shit like
On May 10, Brazilian artist Paulo Ito posted this mural on the doors of a schoolhouse in São Paulo’s Pompeia district. Less than a week later, it has become an international sensation, drawing huge attention on Facebook. It has also taken off in Brazil—a post on the popular Facebook page TV Revolta has been shared and liked more than 40,000 times.
wolf of wall street put me off drugs for life shit will have you fuckin up a multi million dollars operation get indicted snitch on your squad lose your bitch and it just ain’t worth it in general